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Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
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Skinny loving

A type of love a Shiloh can give to get a girl wet
Shiloh is showing her skinny loving.
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Love Poodle

A person who acts like a poodle, craving for love, attention and comfort from their lover. They are willing to give everything to defend for their partner and family. Love poodles are usually loyal and playful. They wants attention and follows their lover around willingly.
Stop being a love poodle! You are going around begging for attention. Focus on your work, you are running out of time.
by Love Poodle September 8, 2019
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Love

The feeling of always wanting to be with another person. Your heart flutters every time you see them, you get butterflies when they laugh. When you see them smile you can’t help but smile too. Maybe you are vulnerable around this person and you don’t want to see them get hurt. Maybe you even want to spend the rest of your life with this person, that I love.
by Maybe.im.in.love June 5, 2018
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Jesus's Love

A drug comprised of Acid and THC oil frozen with a piece of sheep's heart in the middle representing the sacrifice of the Lamb of God (Made in Ice Trays and crushed to be eaten).
Guy: Yo bro can I get some of that Jesus's Love?

Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
by Bac Helor June 6, 2018
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Fake love

Fake love is a song by bts (kpop group)
It’s a love that can’t be, because both people are not really destined to be, and the relation is based on lies.

And not only can you have fake live with someone, it can also be with yourself.
« I’m so sick of this fake love »
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FAKE LOVE

Fake love is a song by bts (kpop group)
It also means a love that is not worth the pain, that wasn’t destined to happen and that should not happen. Something that is based on lies and slowly brings you down. Not only can it be with someone, but it can also be with you and yourself. Fake love is the dark side of love.
« I’m so sick of this fake love »
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