So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
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It’s a love that can’t be, because both people are not really destined to be, and the relation is based on lies.
And not only can you have fake live with someone, it can also be with yourself.
It’s a love that can’t be, because both people are not really destined to be, and the relation is based on lies.
And not only can you have fake live with someone, it can also be with yourself.
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It also means a love that is not worth the pain, that wasn’t destined to happen and that should not happen. Something that is based on lies and slowly brings you down. Not only can it be with someone, but it can also be with you and yourself. Fake love is the dark side of love.
It also means a love that is not worth the pain, that wasn’t destined to happen and that should not happen. Something that is based on lies and slowly brings you down. Not only can it be with someone, but it can also be with you and yourself. Fake love is the dark side of love.
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