End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Double Faced Entendre

Oliver tree's coined term a double faced entendre means someone who has a few totally different personalities, when you don't know about one or a few of their personalities.

Relax bro, she's a double faced entendre

Stacy is such a DBE

by okbruhwhatisthisusername December 18, 2021

Chasing my face to the grave

After starting fillers and Botox I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave !

I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave after using fillers and Botox

I’m Chasing my face to the grave now

by Don't be plaued January 6, 2022

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Afghani face

An expression of extreme shock or disbelief, so horrible that it appears almost fictional, is typically marked by wide eyes and an open mouth.

Example: When he saw the unexpected scene of a movie, he wore an Afghani face that left everyone staring at him awkwardly.

by BetterBandy September 29, 2025

faced

Getting cracked in the face followed by being thrust across the room with a hard push. Usually whilst doing this you would shout the word 'FACED'

You walk down the street and some little kid kicks you in the leg, you turn around and push his face into a wall, whilst falling to the floor in pain and saying FACED.

by S.J.R July 20, 2008

face blaze

face grease

on dd i face blazed dat last night cuzz buzz

by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023