Unclog The Dog

(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog

by EmJayee November 8, 2018

we dogs

A sentence commonly said by one of your best friends (dogs).

I mean we dogs but..you're kind of a weird guy

by Adrian110011220022 January 14, 2018

The dog

Ayo what the dog doin?

“Yo what -the dog- doin?

by Some faggot on this website January 5, 2022

Western NY Coney Dog

While having sex with a particularly loose woman, you use your hands as a "bun" to take up the extra space.

That chick Racheal was so loose I had to give her the Western NY Coney Dog so we could both feel something.

by ConeyDogger69 September 3, 2025

DOG WATER

dog water is a way of saying your trash at Fortnite and you are there you go your dog water your mad your dog water that's sad your dog water what that?????????????

you more dog water than my dog and the water he drinks.

by dog water beugle January 18, 2022

Big dogged

A physical way of showing superiority.

That kid got beat up, he just got big dogged.

by Gold bulletz September 4, 2019

i dond dog

"I dond dog" is a word used by the phat thicc YouTuber Anomaly who recently fucked his dad, and just tweeted "i didnt fuck my papa. i didnt cum on my papa. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my papa."

Papanomaly Hi son, im home.
Anomaly **hiding**
Papanomaly Let's fuck right away!!
Anomaly No, i just lost 1 million subscribers in 24 hours, i dond dog any more!
Papanomaly NONI?!!?!?!

by hiddeNcs May 15, 2019