Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

cheesy korean dog

When your Korean GF has yeast and ends up sucking you off after going in raw.

Hey baby, you want a Cheesy Korean Dog tonight?

by Drgnflms7 July 7, 2019

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

fierce dog

An aggressive gay male who prefers to bottom.

Most straight guys are fierce dogs; they take control during sex, but just want to bottom.

by brendanity January 16, 2009

Dog

Feet

Get those dogs off me!

by :insert skull here: August 14, 2023

Diddling The Dog

The act of having sex with a dog.

Look at him, what a loser. Diddling The Dog!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

dog

no its just a sex toy

no my dog is a sex toy

by Sex is like math: You add the March 29, 2019