Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

Shat face

Shat face, means sad face with a little shit involved. Someone with a Shit attitude..

My wife woke up with the biggest shat face, she must be sad and mad..

by Deezknutz October 18, 2022

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022

Galvrini-face

Misbehaving with dyed-blonde hair when you aren’t naturally blonde.

A portmanteau of Gavrilo and Galvini, due to Rome’s penchant for blonde slaves visible in Classical Art, plus the suffix -face. Kinda like Black-face, also at odds with white supremacy.

“Bro, that spaz went full Galvrini-face on us!!!”

by yakrank September 24, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

phuck face

A nicer way to call someone a fuck face.

My friend was being a phuck face at the bar last night.

by :Eagleone: May 6, 2016

Fat face lie

A flabby ass fib

The dilettante politician oozed over to the podium, and started telling fat face lies.

by Shedoesntownadressherhairisalw December 13, 2021