CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

Boner Face

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.

Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

Pitcher To The Face

The act of drinking a pitcher of a beverage, most often beer.

We went to the bar the other night to pitcher to the face.

by ngogo May 27, 2009

Balls Face

A asshole in school who thinks he is the king of the world and fucks around with anyone and tells them to shut up. They usually play with their balls instead of working.

Eli: Dude Donnovan is being a jerk.

Marley: Yeah he is a Balls Face

by Uncle Snap October 09, 2022

messy face

A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.

That guy is a real messy face.

by supertrucker February 03, 2010

Shit-Faced

When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.

I got shit-faced last night.

by Zjman July 05, 2018