Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?

little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*

by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018

Hot Dog Water

Another word for semen or cum consumed after giving a blow job

"All I've had to eat today was hot dog water"
Hey at least is protein

by Shaynaivxx February 6, 2022

Fence up dog

When a professional fencer duels a bz who doesn't know anything about fencing. The pro fencer will say, "you would be disqualified in a real duel." And the bz will continue saying fence up dog.

Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!
Person 2: You're disqualified.
Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!

by MajesticBeast September 5, 2018

Full dog

Going commando without shorts

I got drunk last night, and I went full dog

by dograw April 11, 2019

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023