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Nonparent syndrome

People, generally woman, who allow their unruly kids to run wild in grocery stores, airports, department stores and any other public places. They expect strangers to keep watch on their kids, and think they're cute while they're damaging the property of others.
The nonparent syndrome woman allowed her kid to sit on a passenger's laptop in the waiting area of a super busy international airport, while she bitched out her baby daddy on her cell phone.
by KImCobain July 9, 2017
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Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.
I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
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Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.
This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.
by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017
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Eldest sibling syndrome

Eldest sibling syndrome or E.S.S is When you are the eldest amongst your siblings so you automatically fall into the cycle of having to use things until they are disintegrating because you can't ask for new ones.

Whereas on the other hand any younger sibling can ask for whatever and get it instantaneously because they are not the eldest.

Examples of this include tattered clothes and using things until they break.
Person 1: Dude. Your underwear is literally hanging by the elastics. Why don't you get new ones?

Person 2: Oh you know why. Ask my little brother.

Person 1: No wait. Don't tell me you have Eldest Sibling Syndrome!?
Person 2: It's gotten worse
by Mad King JJ July 29, 2017
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Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.
Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.
by College Success July 31, 2017
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Mandea Syndrome

A grave syndrome in which the one that has it achieves pure levels of autism and stupidity. It comes from the first pure autist Mandea Vlad.
Hey, that kid is retarded, he looks like he has Mandea Syndrome.
by vladconst August 13, 2017
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Whaa Syndrome

Definition 1:
"Whaa Syndrome" can be shortened to just "Whaa". Its when you complain about anything and everything to the point every word you say is perceived to come out as "whaa".

Definition 2:
Crying because you exist.
1): "Daniel has come down with 'Whaa Syndrome', he continues to complain about playing Rocket League"

2): " WHAA! Kept crying Daniel"
by ValiantNoob August 26, 2017
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