Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 08, 2018
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Bare Face pretty

bare face pretty adjective (WITHOUT MAKEUP)

not wearing any and all makeup (= colored substances used on a woman’s face to improve or change her appearance): She still looks like a teenager since she's bareface pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare face pretty , natural look.
She still looks like a teenager since she's bare face pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare-face pretty , natural look.
by @TreFKennedy May 04, 2024
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Face battle

Hello girlie pop! Want to face battle me?”
by Lilmarka April 27, 2023
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Face Prank

Making a funny face when you answer a video call such as Facetime or Skype. This usually results in a great laugh when the call is answered
Ricky makes a Facetime call to K-Dogg. Just before the call is answered he makes a funny face which he can see in his front camera. When K-Dogg answers he sees his wacky face and laughs.

You've just been Face Pranked!
by Schmidlapp84,K-Dogg,LCPL Ricky January 10, 2013
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House Face

Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.
Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"
by BalerionTheBlack April 15, 2021
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Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
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Oh no face

The look of surprise a girl makes when a guy "accidently" puts his penis into her bum. Usually performed in the doggy style position.
Girl: Gasp! *makes the oh no face*
Boy: Heh heh, whoops, wrong hole
by br0wnl!pp3dan0n February 07, 2011
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