Ass Jack

A tool used for opening the ass hole, in order to input the male genitalia. Otherwise used as a duragatory term meaning, or closely placed to, tool mcDouchebag ass face.

1. Dude my girlfriend got an ass jack for us!?

2. You dont have to be an ass jack all your life!

by omegaman6000 April 26, 2011

ass-beer

when a bunch of fucking idiots like steve-o did in jack ass 2 have beer put into their asses, but when it come out the ass someone has to drink it, ass-beer.

often a dare to do the above

or, when you cum in a girls ass then someone drink your cum out of her ass, usually done when there are multiple partners.

'dude did you see what charlie did to dash, he drank his fuckin ass-beer.'

'dash said kai's ass-beer tasted like cum' 'thats cuz it was cum you fuckin dunce'

by Howie Fukerass February 10, 2008

booked ass

an stronger form of the phrase book or booked it.

"where'd that mu'fucker go"

"yo, that nigga saw jake and jus' booked ass

by mr deckard October 18, 2008

Wok Ass

for someone to have a large toe and to fart a lot.

Tom has a wok ass

by mr fish July 7, 2010

ass mouse

A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.

"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"

Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"

by Guitartang December 19, 2008

Ripping Ass

To humiliate one or more person by wooping ass in an activity, or video game; also known as "departing ass"

Ripping ass in NCAA, 46-20

by Mr.McSwagga May 6, 2011

ass clown

Galway based hardcore punk outfit featuring the throbbing bass lines of Michael Sherry

Dude! I went to see Ass Clown last night and they f*cking rocked the joint!

by Gman May 4, 2003