Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."

by uisguisz March 7, 2025

shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

Spaghetti Head

When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti

"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"

by OL_Sloth92 March 26, 2021

Give Head Month

For the Rest of October every girl has to give head to 2 boys for free.

Kyla Give me head
No

But it’s Give head month

by Undo cover fed October 5, 2020

Pelican Head

A nice way to call someone a dumbass.
When someone is a dumbass and you can't call them a dumbass.

You pelican head

by Kalevra March 21, 2023

Jill-Head

A skanky woman with pigtails that serve as handles when masturbating with her mouth.

Hey, look at that old ditz with pigtails, I bet she gets jill-headed daily.

by Juan Carloz August 30, 2010