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Zach

Zach os the most Amazing person i had ever met..this was in the first yr of highschool.. he knew i was leaving so became nicer to me and with a smile he lights up the sun and everytime i think of them the momment im in is like whem everything stops and the world gets better..everyone liked him and he was always different in such a way that makes everyones heart grow golden daffodills..he always dresses well and sometimes its like he.s a prince FROM a fairytail...now i guess ill never see him again but draw all the time We spent even if it.s lame until i forget about everything Then love is just a shout to the void and that we.re all doomed. He always played with some people eho really needed help being the weired lower class people that gets bad marks in everything..zach is like JESUS but the shreck in Christmas
FUCK YOU ZACH ..REALLY..? U ACTUALLY THOUGHT THOSE SKITTLES WERE FOR U...IT WAD A JOKE...GUESS IT WASNT TO U
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Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for 11 months and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
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Zach

Zach has a dig bick
by Annaperryisthebae December 2, 2020
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Zach

Zach is a buff but slightly chunky guy with a sense of humor like no other, Zach will say and do as he pleases but never purposefully disrespects anyone if he can help it, Zach will show love to those in need but more often than not he is clueless to those who show love back, he is one hell of a guy you do not want to miss an opportunity to meet.
Damn that guy Zach is funny as hell!

As annoying as Zach is, hes reliable and caring
by BIIIGPAPIII February 16, 2023
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Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono
Zach why would you cut your hair?
by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021
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Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.
guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
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