hide and go fuck yourself

What you tell a Mikey who is stamping the ground in front of you for no apparent reason...

nonmikey:Hey mikey, what are you stomping?
Mikey:DERFA!!
nonmikey:heres an idea!
mikey:HUH DERFA HUH?
nonmikey:how about you going out side and enjoying a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

by That Guy, yeah ME December 16, 2008

cream yourself

when spreading cream cheese you get some on finger, hand or anywhere else on ones self

i told you when you spread cream cheese and you get some on you how many times do we have to go over this now you know what cream yourself means

by sean 407 team July 26, 2009

played yourself

To mess up badly... Also, the example (taken from an Among Us clip that I cannot link).

Impostor (when he finds out he got Impostor): Oh you guys are so dead!
Random Crewmate: Alright, we gettin' his ass out first.
Random Crewmate 3: Bro, you guys are so dumb... this is just a joke.
Impostor: I literally said this last game...
Random Crewmate 2: No he didn't.
Literally everyone: Get his ass out of here!
Me: Ya played yourself.

by Da Budder Man September 19, 2020

big up yourself

Inflate your own ego by lying

"Why do you have to big up yourself about your position at McD's?"

by Terra October 17, 2003

Couples skating by yourself

To leave one's partner at a social event, usually due to excessive bitchyness. Derived from loners that would cirle the skating rink floor by themselves during a "couples skate"

I was at the party with my girl, she started giving me shit. I told her "if you don't shut up, you will be couples skating by yourself"

by GPhunk December 29, 2007

you played yourself

Got yourself exited for nothing

"Aye man there is 7 cats in that car"
*they look*
"Man you played yourself

by Fagass69 October 4, 2016

VOC yourself

VOC can be used as a synonym for fuck, said in the fragment "VOC yourself", meaning "Go fuck yourself" :P

Nostrum, go VOC yourself.

by Durion January 29, 2004