Three streets in Chicago that rhyme with vagina

Paulina, Malvina and Lunt

Name three streets in Chicago that rhyme with Vagina.

Ok. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt.

Right!

by King Vic August 2, 2008

Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.

"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."

by Diego November 12, 2003

The Witcher 3

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.

"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."

by Mr. Professor Johnson April 19, 2018

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

by Disclaimer October 7, 2006

Witgen

The appitamy of perfection. All witgens are either of the awesome, hot amazing catergory or of the sexy, funny, awesome catergory. All who see such a named person should instantly bow and acknowledge that amazing person.

"Hey tom, look over there!"

"Holy crap erin your right, that is so a witgen!"

"Bow man bow"

by Pinapple...hermes April 4, 2009

Cunt with Power

A Cunt with Power is someone who has been promoted in an organisation (often via unscrupulous means) and proceeds to abuse their authority. Everbody hates them and when they die a day of celebration will be held.

Mark is a Cunt with Power and he threatens to fire people if he can't win an arguement with them.

Hitler was a Cunt with Power.

One of the moderators on my favourite website is a Cunt with Power and he is ruining the online community.

by 100%NotNick June 29, 2009