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Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process
Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."
by foxygranpa April 30, 2015
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Whale Call

Whenever I hear "whale call," I think of "booty call." So a whale call is a booty call... for fat people. BOOM!
Juan: Yo man, had a whale call last night!
Pedro: Dude, didn't know you like fat chicks!
Juan: Well I'm fat, too. And I like my girls with some curves!
by SuperFreak15616351 June 29, 2013
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Whale Pod

When a Whale Whisperer gets multiple chubby girls to acquiescence to his will a the same time they form a Whale Pod. These Whales (Chubby Girls) receive acceptance and social interaction with one another, but more importantly they received the approbation they each craved from the Whale Whisper. In return for this they willingly submit their bodies for the sexual pleasure and attended to his every ordinary need.
That evening each Sperm Whale of the Whale Pod put on a Whale Show for the Whale Whisper taking a turn to masturbate as he watched. They knew he greatly enjoyed hearing each Whale Song when they climaxed.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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whale boss

by Tozieman January 19, 2019
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bluey the whale

Bluey the whale sleep whale, from birth, with love who is a soft toy who is lovely and so adorable. The gender of the whale is unknown and makes noises such as "Bap bap bap bap bap"
It's tail also goes back and forth when it swims.

Bluey also works part time at McDonald's as a cold water tap.
"Bluey!!!"
"No eating Bluey"
bluey the whale
by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
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Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca
Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK
by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019
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Kingdom Of Whales

A group of people who are ridiculously obese. There are currently three members of this group and they are all ex's of the members of the Trio.

Prince Of Whales- Christopher.
Ambassador of Whales- Gregory.
King Of Whales- Bob.
The most recent of the Trio's ex's are in the Kingdom of Whales.
by Sincerly Jordan November 3, 2008
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