Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
by Dogs! May 17, 2010
Get the Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!mug. by chad0x001 August 20, 2011
Get the Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!mug. Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales
by Victoria Anderson January 3, 2007
Get the Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!mug. A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
Get the Well, i'm glad you find this so amusingmug. by kinkysauce September 24, 2018
Get the Well fuck me sideways and call me Georgemug. when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
Get the well slap my titties and call me sallymug. Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018
Get the Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddymug.