need for weed

that urge a true stoner gets after more than two hours of not being high as balls

"Damn dude that was some good herb."

"Yeah man but I don't know if im done yet."

"Fuck bro, you must really have the need- the need for weed!"

by Vintorez939 November 1, 2013

Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female

‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

Caleb Weed

A horrible tasting type of weed that taste like Asian shit. It will usually be dealed by an Asian name Caleb, Kevin, or Calvin,

"Hey you want so Caleb Weed?"
" Ew no that tastes like shit"

by some random guy who is awesome August 19, 2012

dump weed

In Hawaii it's the worst weed you can get, still, it's better than the schwag you get on the mainland. It's not in nug form, but still is green with some hairs, never any trichomes though.

dump weed

by ruff_ridah347 September 16, 2010

Weed Album

The CD case of the worst album by one's favorite band, which they use to grind up weed on.

May also be a least favorite movie, book, or video game in a series.

Bert grinds his weed exclusively on Lupe Fiasco's LASERS, which is his weed album.

by bumticker January 30, 2012

Weed Smoothie

The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.

james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high

by Joe Sano August 27, 2012

weed and pussy

the formula to get your indie film into the Sundance film festival

My film was accepted into the Sundance film festival thanks to weed and pussy.

by Rowsdower, Zap February 26, 2014