A company connecting car drivers with passengers.
Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.
Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.
Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.
Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.
by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019
Get the Ubermug. Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.
Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011
Get the Uber Baseballmug. When you lost your wallet and they dont even give you the nepali drivers number and say give 24 hours, wtf
by UBER dont give my my wallet an January 10, 2019
Get the uber gaymug. by haru (haruka kurosaki) May 31, 2022
Get the uber fag/homomug. When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022
Get the Uber Shoesmug. the ultimate human being who has shit for brains
by fiozxdde99 April 12, 2012
Get the uber scat headmug. A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.
“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”
by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021
Get the Uber-steinmug.