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turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.
"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"
by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

Beer Turd

When you put a bottle of beer in the freezer and forget about it only to find it later with the bottle top blown off and a 'beer turd' poking out.
Oh dude, I forgot I quick chilled some beer last night and when I opened the freezer this moring it was full of stinky beer turds.
by Waynos Santanos April 22, 2009
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corny turd

the kind of turd you can see bits of corn or other material in.
I knew i shouldnt have ate all that corn. Now i got to make a corny turd
by Mr. Smart January 4, 2005
mugGet the corny turdmug.

Molesting a turd

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
by Jwhitt March 21, 2010
mugGet the Molesting a turdmug.

turd-slicer

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!
by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003
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love turd

the first dump you take in front of your love.
After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.
by Marky Spots June 3, 2010
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turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus
Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.
by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009
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