turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.
"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"
by Ross Caldwell November 07, 2003
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turd-slicer

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!
by MickeyChickey October 04, 2003
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Beer Turd

When you put a bottle of beer in the freezer and forget about it only to find it later with the bottle top blown off and a 'beer turd' poking out.
Oh dude, I forgot I quick chilled some beer last night and when I opened the freezer this moring it was full of stinky beer turds.
by Waynos Santanos April 22, 2009
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Molesting a turd

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
by Jwhitt March 21, 2010
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corny turd

the kind of turd you can see bits of corn or other material in.
I knew i shouldnt have ate all that corn. Now i got to make a corny turd
by Mr. Smart January 04, 2005
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stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."
by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010
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