Charlie the Tuna

A guy who can't get laid. Based on a series of commercials back in the day,where the title character wanted to be hooked by Star-Kist but wasn't high enough quality.

sorry charlie sorry laid virgin no action star-kist Charlie the Tuna

by unamuno April 17, 2014

Tuna Hatchery

Another term for a vagina. Usually one that is smelly because it hasn't been washed in a while. The smell usually resembles that of tuna.

Wow, your mom sure has a stinky tuna hatchery!

by edguyfan March 13, 2017

Tuna melt

When two or more tunas are bear sprayed at once

Hey there's those guys who ripped me off, time for a tuna melt

by Pappa wheelie November 21, 2017

Tuna

A type of fish that grows from a tree

I went to the park and saw a tuna tree

by Aaroncooper July 10, 2021

Tuna Trap

1. Another word for a smelly vagina

Wow her tuna trap is awful!

by TunaTrapper February 26, 2019

Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."

"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."

by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024

Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment

I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight

by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025