Tractor

An amish man who uses the force of his clenched butt cheeks to pull his male partner around by the penis during intercourse.

Oh that there is butthole Chris, he's the tractor around these parts.

by Roughandtumble October 14, 2023

Captain Tractor

A somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting Canadian Folk-Band captain tractor. He is the quissential Canadian-Teenage-Stoner, with the exception of having super powers. Of course due to the low crime rate of the Great White North, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. Although he did stop a "whacky" nazi invaison of his own highschool once. Currently he is the leaser of "super" team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted homocidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.

Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.

"Captain Tractor took out the Robotic-Death-Hats his shark gun...which in fact did shoot out a living breathing Tiger Shark."

by The Denominator December 12, 2008

brain trail

Retracting the steps in the mind that lead back to where one bookmarked a certain site in one's browser.

A line of text reminded me of an image I bookmarked in my browser last month that I wanted to show the writer, so I went on a brain trail.

by Loola April 11, 2008

Devastation trail

(n.) A trail in Hawaii that can also be used to describe a massive attack of diarrhea.

She had some bad beef and created a devastation trail in the bathroom.

by thzwhzshsd June 5, 2010

hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.

"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"

by kittyme May 22, 2010

trash trail

Commonly known as the "treasure trail," the trash trail is the not so attractive pubic forest leading up to a man's junk.

OMG Becky. I was so disappointed by Jon's junk. He had quite the trash trail.

or

If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."

by Phalamjola October 25, 2010

Nightmare Trail

A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.

Did you see Shanon's nightmare trail at the beach last weekend?

by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011