Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.

Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.

by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013

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The Bromidas Touch

The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.

Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."

by Slerotin October 31, 2015

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the nathan touch

an incurable social disease which leads to small dick syndrome

"omg I just got the Nathan touch i'am socially dead"

by vodka0800 December 2, 2015

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The Casper Touch

When you sneak into the back room and baby powder your balls. Then everything you touch leaves white hand prints.

I was feeling a little swampy so I went in the back and powdered my boys, now I have The Casper Touch.

by Deadiac June 26, 2016

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The Eugene touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.

Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.

by Education fintech June 3, 2018

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