Uber Pool

A threesome with 2 dead Somalian guys

Avery was pleased with everything about his uber pool…besides the smell!

by Gay guy 69420 August 29, 2025

uber gas

Uber Gas- The ultimate marijuana high with a super gassy nose. Uber leaves you like your eyes are closed with the desire to move but not the ability. Gas is the gassy nose, when you open the bag in the living room and your wife says damn baby what did you open it stinks in a good way GAS.

Man I stopped by the plugs spot last night and grabbed a zip of that UBER GAS!

by Bigpostagepimp January 30, 2025

Uber Boy

when you stick you ass out of a parked car and go to pound town

you can tell he’s an Uber boy by how he sits

by dasoddie July 11, 2024

Uber Jeets

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.

I just ordered a pizza with Uber Jeets

by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024

Uber Secret Chomik

A chomik from the Roblox game "Find The Chomiks" That will drive you fucking insane because of its absolutely jaw-dropping absurdly hard obbies,victors of this chomik have trauma and PTSD.

Poopyhead_123:Ugh I fucking HATE UBER SECRET CHOMIK I wanna piss over its corpse when I kill it

Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it

by RandomChomikLover May 27, 2025

Uber Racist

An individual who, in their pursuit of being racist, has transcended the ordinary boundaries of bigotry. Their discriminatory tendencies are not merely pedestrian; they are omniversal cosmic in scale, spanning dimensions and timelines.

*I'm talking about you, Skyler.*

Skyler: Good morning, everyone. I'm your new teacher, Skyler. Today, we will begin with an introductory topic: racism.
Kaiser: Awww, fawk... $200 says he's about to cook up some Uber Racist level out-of-pocket shit
Fujimoto: ...

by toiletCleaner69 April 5, 2024

Uber stank

To fart in an uber.

Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.

by ObscuraPrime May 9, 2024