person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018
Get the UBER ANAL mug.A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.
by heepee May 25, 2008
Get the Uber Goober mug.A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.
“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”
by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021
Get the Uber-stein mug."Ubered" is when you've been fucked over by the rideshare company Uber.
There are various ways this can happen. For example:
1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.
2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.
There are various ways this can happen. For example:
1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.
2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.
"I've sooo been Ubered! I made lots more during my first 2 weeks! What's going on?".
"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"
"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"
by RideshareLingo May 15, 2019
Get the Ubered mug.You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”
When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED
by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022
Get the Uber-Pissed mug.Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017
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