Type Jerking

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person

Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!

by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023

wow i just typed the abcs

congrats you get absolutely nothing

jk here’s a cookie 🍪

person 1-wow i just typed the abcs
person 2-“k but did i ask”

by alexlol_ April 1, 2023

Type Dick

It's like type shit, but special.

"All this money on me, type dick."

by monkemancan September 27, 2025

Bruno type dog

A very very elegant type dog who is very friendly and very cute, could also be linked to Brian and multiple other cool characters like Raul or moe who have not had their companies for 15 years atleast but still gain legend status

Oh my god look at Bruno type dog, does Brian know him, yes yes he does

by David haha August 24, 2025

Reese type meme 2.0

Similar to Reese type memes but instead of dancing skeletons the memes consist of random videos put together with unnecessary edits. Don Pollo and misspellings of the word dog fall under this category.

Enrique: Did you see what Reese sent in the gc

Juan: Yeah it was a video of dogs but in the video they spelled it schalg
Enrique: Yeah something like “schalg and balg avoiding the taxpayer”

Juan: Classic Reese type meme 2.0

by holybanana February 9, 2024

type valid

adj. when something is type valid.

1) other way of saying valid.

2) when something is type of a something valid.

3) true.

4)when something is fire.

“Colors was type valid today 🔥”
-K. Laro

“type valid, it was”
-Yoda

by K. Laro June 14, 2024

Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021