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Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.
Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping
by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020
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Mud Mit

Your bung-hole, asshole, fart cannon, or turd cutter all means the same thing.
Dude you should have seen it, I managed to fit a whole jar into my mud mit with room to spare!
by The Mud Mitler April 22, 2023
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Mud Flapped

Mud flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on the head of the player you just killed.
After she killed me she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know that I am trash.
by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023
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mud nacho

Worthless white male. Usually doesn’t know shit from fuck. Great racial slur.
Thats not a vagina that’s an inside out penis you fucking mud nacho!
by That Honkey February 23, 2023
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Mud Grasshopper

A guy that goes around shirtless with there pants hanging off their ass and bare footed trying to ride with a bad bitch with her own bike. They willing to do anything just to roll around in the mud and catch a ride on back. Better watch girls cause they some broke ass guys!!
Damn look at all the mud grasshoppers out on set today!!
by Pash90 May 31, 2018
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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)
Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.
by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017
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