March 10th

Tell your bsf u love them

March 10th is telling ur bsf y love them

by Periodtpooh0828 March 8, 2022

March 22

Celebrate your 100 streak on snapchat with your crush day <3333

person 1: yo its March 22, we got an 100 streak!
me : bro lets makeout 😍

by I FUCKING LOVE IAN March 19, 2022

Marching Band

HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolute Fucking HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s 7:30. We’re outside, and it’s raining... Well, it feels like Marching Band.

by Satan666=me May 10, 2019

March 21

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day. Don’t forget to tell em you love tho.

For a bit friend to girlfriend march 21

by Smithye March 17, 2022

March 30th

Everyone gets to grab each other's balls, asses, penises, boobs and vaginas. Take a dip :)

Gabriel: Hey Alec, It's March 30th.
Alec: hey, ok cool don't rly care.
Gabriel: CUM HERE.. *grabs his balls and ass*
Alec: What the fuck are you doing leave me alone!!!
Gabriel: What, don't you like this, you get to grab mine as well.
Alec: Oh.... Well ok then.
*both start eating each others balls*
THE END

by Nigrophobian March 30, 2022

march 15

national boyfriends must be a simp day

OMG, it's March 15th, Ben has to be a right simp!

by 321willywonka January 16, 2021

March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

by ze_pain8 March 30, 2021