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Chicken Jockey

“Chicken Jockey” is commonly referred to as the act of spontaneously tucking ones penis and balls between their legs, followed by yelling “Chicken Jockey” while turning around for spectators to view from behind.
Dude, I dare you to Chicken Jockey that guy in the drive-thru.
by VampireKid0202 April 22, 2025
mugGet the Chicken Jockeymug.

goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies
He's a goon jockey that bloke.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
mugGet the goon jockeymug.

piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.
Your ma's a piss jockey.
by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
mugGet the piss jockeymug.

break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
mugGet the break-up jockeymug.

The Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
mugGet the The Chicken Jockeymug.

chicken jockey

by kgfh321 April 12, 2025
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new jockey

A new boyfriend 'jockstrap' someone has been dumped and replaced with a new ride .

Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
by Darren kim December 28, 2016
mugGet the new jockeymug.

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