by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015
Get the Cuban bus drivermug. When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
by Tister January 11, 2021
Get the Dallas Drivermug. Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 3, 2023
Get the Uber Drivermug. Dave: "Hey uh Mark, bro, can you do that thing, y'know, the one we asked you to do?"
Mark: "On the driver"
Mark: "On the driver"
by CooperABC December 5, 2018
Get the on the drivermug. Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
Get the Tesla drivermug. Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive
Sorry for the late response,
I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive
by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016
Get the designatedist drivermug. Where stanky and fish girls go to school and need to learn how to take showers. Fiens and wanna be potheads everywhere. Some of the nastiest people go here. People think they are cool for saying the n word and throwing up gang signs. Just try your best to stay away from driver middle school and high school.
by Poopy.head345 October 9, 2019
Get the Driver middle schoolmug.