Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Coot Box

The vagina. More specifically, the vagina of any significant female in your life, i.e. your mom, sister, girlfriend etc..

"Your moms coot box is dusty."

by Gods Balls February 3, 2010

otter box

A wook’s asshole after they’ve done too many drugs via their rectum. It might also be bored out from giving up anal for drugs.

“Poor Chris and his otter box. His farts sound like a yawn now.”

by BobbieDodson January 5, 2020

Ram box

Synonym for a woman's vagina.

My ram box got smashed last night... I'm seeing him again!

by Vegbudd April 22, 2021

box of Jamals

A box full of black dongs. Mostly comprised of 12 inch girthy veiny bastards.

"Did you hear about Jeffery? He ate a box of Jamals all by himself!!!"

by Saskatchewan Steve July 5, 2017

Boom Boxed

When one has had too much to drink someone must sling that person over their shoulder and carry them around the rest of the night like a boom box in the 80's

Oh man tonight it going to be crazy- I will definitely be boom boxed

by Light weight April 14, 2010

The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.

Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022