Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.
"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
by tfulf August 13, 2008
Cajun Coon-ass; a man born in the cajun land, Layfeyette, who lives life spicier than the spiceiest!
A Swamp Donkey is always hammered; especially on a Sunday Night playing Caps to the wee hours in the morning... Dont know what caps is??? It is a drinking game. Look it up
by Justin Loomis January 28, 2008
a teenage girl who has sex with anything that has legs and a heart-beat. some may find her attractive. but when they see all the symptoms of her nasty STIs she's got down there they run... FAST - watch out buddddd!
by :)missy!!!<3 February 16, 2009
by GgamerG55 June 08, 2014
Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety
"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"
by Harry Campbell January 28, 2008
A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.
My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.
by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009
An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
also
C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
also
C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
by PacoCarnez April 12, 2011