When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?
by GeedEater December 2, 2022
Get the Gimme my keysmug. a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.
by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023
Get the low-key thiccmug. Low key goated is a way of saying someone is the great something that you did not expect them to be the so good at. Often used in conjunction with “when x is the vibe…”
ME: Trevor is low key goated at CoD.
YOU: Yes. He’s so unassuming and sleeps so much you’d never know how good he was.
YOU: Yes. He’s so unassuming and sleeps so much you’d never know how good he was.
by CallMeBoomBoom December 12, 2022
Get the low key goatedmug. 
The result of a man experiencing a severe hangover masturbating and proceeds to ejaculate and vomit simultaneously
by Nino80stud May 31, 2018
Get the Key West Chowdermug. by bro stop existing April 20, 2021
Get the Pause break keymug. The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.
In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.
The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.
The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”
“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”
“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”
“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”
“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”
“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
by pianocheater September 20, 2016
Get the Black Keys Mattermug.