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Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person
Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.
by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013
mugGet the Internet Ballsmug.

Internet explorer

1. You should thank this browser, because without it, we wouldn't have Firefox or Google Chrome

2. A shitty browser that puts a bunch of viruses and spyware on your computer, has no uses but downloading Firefox or Google Chrome, and bricking your PC. It also comes with free security bugs, is loaded with adware and spyware, and it constantly freezes. Works better if you delete it right after downloading an alternate browser.

If you use this browser, you are:
A - new to computers
B - an idiot
C - someone who likes viruses and adware
1)

Smart Person: I'm downloading Google Chrome with Internet explorer.
Idiot: *uses internet explorer* i haz many viruses!!!11!!11!!!111!! *pc breaks 5 minutes later*

2) I forgot to delete Internet explorer, now my pc has hundreds of viruses and ads on it! *breaks pc with a sledgehammer*
by iDontHaveAName December 28, 2014
mugGet the Internet explorermug.

internet naked

(verb) being nude or scandalous in a photo or video that is posted online for everyone to see.

(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.
"Well, I'll get take off my shirt but no cameras, I don't quite feel like getting internet naked tonight."

"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."
by OnTheRoxRox September 1, 2012
mugGet the internet nakedmug.

internet osmosis

the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.

Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.

Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.
"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.
by MissMercurial July 11, 2011
mugGet the internet osmosismug.

Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough
I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet
by Masn December 4, 2007
mugGet the Wind Internetmug.

internet arm

a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat
Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr
by CustardMonkey June 21, 2009
mugGet the internet armmug.

Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)
I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.
by Pimping in Ohio December 31, 2009
mugGet the Internet pimpingmug.

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