scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.

Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022

Field Ham

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012

Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008