goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.

"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"

by Bublor August 27, 2011

goose bump fever

(noun) - intense nervous excitement leading to reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to a temporary solution for a permanent problem; old habits die hard.

"You get goose bump fever sometimes. You know what you want to do with your life, but doing it is a different story."

by axdouchebag January 05, 2010

Nebraskan Goose Waddle

When one waddles from participating in intense coitus the night before. Originating in Nebraska.

Person 1: did you see the english teacher doing the Nebraskan Goose Waddle today?
Person 2: yeah, the principal must've been all up in that last night!

by TheOtterOfLyfe April 17, 2014

loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).

I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.

by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016

goose butter

the sweat that accumulates on and around the cock. see also duck butter

my old lady ain't gonna like me tonite... on account of all the goose butter.

by mwolfe February 11, 2004

your goose is cooked

Destroy one's chance's or hopes

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"

by WildBill@W-B March 21, 2014

big silly goose

A person calling you a 'big silly goose' is basically the gay way of saying "You're an asshole"

gay guy: Oh be quiet you big silly goose!

Strait guy: Shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch!

by YoshiMaster December 31, 2016