Gabriele Capolupo is literally the sexiest man alive in the whole universe. He can attract all the ladies in the world and Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) is his father.
Gabriele Capolupo is the sexiest man alive!
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Get the Gabriele Capolupo mug.A dope as fuck person. Gabriel is super non challant and doesnt give a single flying rats ass about anything at all in the entire world. Bro literally can be witnessing the apocalypse and not give a single dookie shart he’d probably just make himself a tuna melt and fucking chill. Probably on like a hammock or something chill like that cuz he’s so chill and non chalant. Gabriel has been asked to care a little more about things and he responds with “nah i dont care ab that chief imma go eat a tuna melt”. Then he goes and fucking chills hard a fuck cuz he doesnt give a fuck. It is truly unique how Gabriel can be so full of passion yet not give a single rats ass about absolutely diddly squat. He loves art but he legit doesnt care about it all or even thinks about it ever. The duality of man. Truly psychedelic. A complex character. A tuna melt smasher.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Gabriel?
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe
Person 2: No but he’s probably out there not giving a single fuck cuz he’s so chill and probably eating a tuna melt.
Person 3: Classic Gabe
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Get the gabriel robert myers mug.Genuinely the most beautiful girl you'll ever encounter. Your soul will automatically feel connected to hers, and you won't be able to verbally explain why. She's a feeling. She's the light in the dark. Like the moonlight on a dark night. You'll notice that multiple sectors of your life enhance while she's in it. She loves simple things. She isn't materialistic, or driven by materialistic things. She loves authenticity. She loves the truth. Because SHE IS THE TRUTH! She is the Queen and that's just how it is.
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