closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.

Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!

by J. Bloom May 13, 2014

In the closet

Happy and very cool

Whoa, that guys in the closet!
Look how gay (happy) he is

by WhoaJobama1234 May 19, 2021

Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

by warreng4real June 20, 2015

closet

my home

I've been hiding in the closet forever
SEND HELP

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

ham closet

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

by Ham closet October 7, 2021