Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012

Water Drive By

performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons

We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked

by lowreeder August 2, 2008

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

Wheat Water

Beer.

We are having the boys over tonight for some wheat water and football.

by pico80 February 19, 2011

water high

When you smash a bunch of water and get that rush of freshness

I feel great after drinking that, it's like i'm water high

by TheReignOfChaos September 27, 2017

Slut Water

Blue collar term for Truly, White Claw or any other hard seltzer typically drank by your “basic bitch” or hard working individuals when they want to get “white girl wasted” after a long day.

Hey man, can you grab some slut waters at the store.

by Beaker0307 September 6, 2020

water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007