ride is cap

ride can't come

never mind we can't go, lisa said ride is cap

by Bjwjsnwnns d d snnens April 19, 2018

CAP Bitch

When your GF/BF text's you in CAPs to "yell" at you and even though you know it's only text it still pisses you off.

Joe M: Dude, wtf.
Me: What?

Joe M: my GF is text yelling at me again!
Me: You've been CAP bitched

by RaulSkee October 17, 2015

Dunz Cap

When someone is stupid or foolish

What is Alex doing with that on his head, he is a dunz cap

by AvebabyKp October 14, 2021

Kizzy Capping

This is a term used when someone is capping so hard, that they must add the kizzy to the front to show just how unlikely the situation is.

"I like totally just rizzed up your daughter Mr. White," said Jesse. "Nah fam, you is definitely kizzy capping rn, said Walter."

by Lilzachx February 4, 2023

Bottle capping

Opening a bottle of alcoholic beverage using your vagina

I caught my wife bottle capping my beer.

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

Snapple Cap

Another word for facts. Used to agree with one’s statement. Comes from the fact that a bottom of a Snapple cap contains a fun fact

Miles: Yo Maggie is so hot.
Charlie: Snapple Cap. I’m going to Mac on

by Mr7evem January 22, 2022