Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019
Get the Gift Tardmug. Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009
Get the Screw Tardmug. by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf May 9, 2018
Get the Big Tardmug. Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
Get the Posting-tardmug. The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
Get the tard tracksmug. by Der Jude February 18, 2018
Get the tard gruntmug. 