Pling Plong Table

Pling Plong Table is the Roomieofficial definition of Piano.

You play it like you would a piano

Would you like to learn how to play the Pling Plong Table.

by ZJRB February 1, 2021

jew high table

The jew high table refers to both an elite council of jews as well as the table they meet at itself, the identity and location of which, respectfully, is completely unknown to the public. Positioned at the very top of the world's shadow government, it operates solely through puppet organizations, namely the Illuminati, the UN, the EU, and every major world government. Many of its operations are kept completely secret to the public despite this, such as their operations on the Moon, which was hollowed out to build massive jew mind control frequency broadcasting infrastructure in the 1980's.

The jew high table's decision is unanimous; Post Malone will be dead by the end of the year.

by DeafMilk August 2, 2021

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!

by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019

Table

Someone who you would conceivable hook up with, but you'd rather not.

A semi-nonsexual entity

I kissed dennis
Hes kind of a table, but hey,

by five brothers and counting May 26, 2009

Table Surfing

the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal

Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."

by imabutcher October 6, 2011

Tennessee Table Tennis

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.

Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.

by TubieBoobie March 4, 2011

fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

by cautiscy September 2, 2009