A phrased commonly used to mean any number of things, including "take care," "leave meh alone," "we are talking in code now," and simply, "do not cut your cat into two equal sections."
Look, dont half the cat, but dont half the cat. NEXT time, dont half the cat. Also, my mom is listening, so dont half the cat.
by Fojoyord April 21, 2011
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A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.
*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."
by NotCaptainSlow December 17, 2012
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boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013
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He will go psycho after hearing that..
Fans: "Jump In The Cadillac"
Tommy: "No!!! NOOOO OFF THAT!!! OFF IT!!!"
He will go psycho after hearing that..
Fans: "Jump In The Cadillac"
Tommy: "No!!! NOOOO OFF THAT!!! OFF IT!!!"
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(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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