Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year

by anonymous March 15, 2021

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

Spider-Man 3

Christ on a cracker guys, it wasn't that bad. Sure the whole 'Venom thing' was horrible, but that wasn't Sam Raimi's fault, it was SONY's. SONY kept pushing Venom over and over again until poor Sam gave up.

Person 1: Spider-Man 3 sucked! I hate Sam Raimi!
Person 2: Don't blame Sam Raimi, blame SONY.

by Mr. Broderson January 22, 2021

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Radioactive Twerking Spider

(RTS for short) A fictional bug that, when bites, turn a once nice person into someone or something that twerks too much.

Miley Cyrus got bit by a radioactive twerking spider.

by That Guy that posted this. January 10, 2014

Spider-man 2

out today on dvd. see spider-man 3

Kirsten Dunst looked way hotter in the first one.

by Adrian November 30, 2004

Go fuck spiders

To be used when a person in your presence is being intensely annoying such as spouting complete nonsense and therefore serving no useful purpose existing.

Go fuck spiders! Interesting thought, which legs do you part to gain entry? Hence, how to amuse a fool.

by rjc56 July 30, 2006