Soggy Broccoli

During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.
Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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No soggy chips

Jeff Strauss says this in the south bay. jeff is the top g. Everyone hates it when you get soggy chips from lbj
No soggy chips guuuuysssss
by Iluvblackmen May 04, 2024
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Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.
Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”
by Notzev August 14, 2021
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Soggy Cloggy

When a women is sexual entered by multiple men, in every one of her outer hole (ears, nose, mouth, eyes, vagina, butt hole, etc.). The men finish in each of the women's holes simultaneously, thus leaving the women soggy and clogged full of their ejaculate, thus making them soggy and clogged.
I met these 5 guys at a bar last night and they brought me back to their house and I got my first ever soggy cloggy!
by soggy cloggy haver August 23, 2022
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soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 20, 2024
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Soggy cloth

A frog
Used more as a nickname for pet frogs
"omg is that soggy cloth"
"yes."
by Huge grasshopper September 25, 2021
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Soggy cracker bottle

A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.
Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it
by Jackson was here October 07, 2020
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