seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Sneedgooning

Masturbating with a menthol-based lube while gargling a mint-flavored beverage for hours until you enter a trance and start hallucinating. This technique is said to lead to incredible sensations that reduce you to a primal state where you become one with nature.

"Sarah has been sneedgooning since 10 AM, now she's a drooling mess and completely unaware of her surroundings!"

by Kæt March 4, 2025

Sheedum

Sheendum is the celebration of the Jewber when it licks the under side of the penis of a small boy to give its dih to allah

I just went to my uncle Ron's sheedum and the way the jewber licked the uper vascular hood was to die for

by The expert jew March 8, 2025

Seedevi

Means Love of my life . A person who’s very girly pop yet quite masculine

Person 1 :That’s my seedevi

Person 2:Woa nice

by Moonlightssi May 4, 2025

Seedy

Someone who acts suspicious like they are up to something or hiding things from you.

“Tom went out lastnight and never replied the whole time, he’s proper seedy.”

“Seedy you.”

“He’s acting seedy.”

by anonymous May 25, 2025

Skeed

To leave, often in a rushed or hasty manner. Derived from the word skedaddle.

It’s getting late; I have to skeed.

by rm2468 June 7, 2025

Skeed

To leave in an often hurried manner
Skeedadle abr.

It’s getting late, I have to skeed.

by skeedmaster June 8, 2025