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Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.
Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
by bandit dewski February 22, 2015
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Cat socks

cat socks are very important cause the cover Suzie's crusty wusty backfoot
by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019
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Black sock

1) a garment worn over your feet in a variety of colours

2) something your stick over your cockwhen your having a wank or to wipe up the aftermath

3) SOCK can also be use to indicate you suck cock.

4) Gay sex isnt gay if you wear a Black Sock

5) when a womens pussy or gay mans batty tissue folds in and out around a penetrating penis...looking like a rolled up sock in the process

6) to give it someone, sock it to me, can be used as a threatening, or sexual expression. Also coined in Aretha Franklins RESPECT song.
Hmmm john where is my black sock?,
In my ass dave

Im gonna sock that twat in the face
Okay john

im gonna Sock it to you Dave
Okay john open wide.. ...good job we used a condom it looks like a Black sock John
by Gaybruma July 14, 2019
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dirt socks

Droopy breasts normally found on women after child birth and/or after their 35th birthday.
Dude, that chick's tits swung so low, she had dirt socks
by shangvshanger April 4, 2008
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Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.
Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018
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sock dream

A dream in which the object of the dreamer's affection is seen wearing nothing but socks, not always involving sex but usually involving Gackt Camui.
"She just had a sock dream a few minutes ago... God, I'm jealous."
by Kipper May December 27, 2004
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Pink sock

When the inside of yo booty hole is exposed to some nice fresh air
I love me a good ol pink sock in the morning!! Don't you?
by Tekashi=pinksock December 17, 2018
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