nike sock

weed in a condom

nick had a nike sock in his back pocket

by popcorn hands September 23, 2016

Sock Fucker

A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.

HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!

by Joke Of The Day 4 March 27, 2015

Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.

Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"

by bandit dewski February 23, 2015

sock dream

A dream in which the object of the dreamer's affection is seen wearing nothing but socks, not always involving sex but usually involving Gackt Camui.

"She just had a sock dream a few minutes ago... God, I'm jealous."

by Kipper May December 27, 2004

pink sock

when the inside of your asshole hangs out of you ass in a pink color

damn i fucked that chick so hard that she had a pink sock the next morning

by tity licker August 13, 2017

Pink sock

When the inside of yo booty hole is exposed to some nice fresh air

I love me a good ol pink sock in the morning!! Don't you?

by Tekashi=pinksock December 17, 2018

Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

by Seagulls Of Satan August 03, 2008