strong smell

Wow, what a strong smell of cheese.
by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
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Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.
"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."
by Janky Mary July 26, 2021
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smell the obsession

it basically means like when someone is constantly bothering u or always looking in ur direction and makes it RLLY obvious, thus meaning they're obsessed with u abt something.
Friend 1: 'Do u see Theo looking over at us?'
Friend 2: 'Yuh, I wonder how long he's been staring for..?'
Friend 3: 'Y'all I can smell the obsession coming from him, he clearly has a thing for us.'
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Obsessed person: 'Hey, how are u?'
Friend 1: 'u already asked us that five times today...but, I'm still fine.'
*Obsessed person leaves*
Friend 3: 'Yeah i smell the obsession he has with u friend 1'
by InquisitiveLuck June 16, 2023
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1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.
I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.
by Right and just July 19, 2022
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love smelling

when you crush more than orange soda.
(aka when you have a bunch of crushes at the same time/are crushing on almost everyone. whoops)
Person A: You have waaay too many crushes.
Person B: Nah, man, I'm just love smelling.
by mikeymisfitstee February 18, 2017
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smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally
That bar smells like a wet towel.
by AnubisIbizu February 21, 2020
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Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
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