Creeping The Sleeping

The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.

Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.

Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.
"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"
by beatrixmooney August 21, 2012
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Sleeping Bag

"I want that Sleeping Bag bro... making money while i'm sleep. Ya feel me?"

"Buy me a couple houses, get me a few tenants... then boom, I got that Sleeping Bag"
by Mkhai Sphinx June 22, 2019
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Maikeru Sleep

When you go to sleep and your wife plays on your RuneScape account.
Dude, just do a few Maikeru Sleeps and you'll have level 120 Necromancy in no time!
by AnRSGuy August 12, 2023
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Sleeping Man

A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.

Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes
-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"
by grundy88 November 25, 2011
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simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.
Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"
by facadie September 15, 2007
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ah-sleep

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.
by Omar O. Ungh May 13, 2011
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Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.
I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.
by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013
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